Shhhh, Del.  If you keep pointing out all this stuff, you'll shatter my reputation among the attack dogs of the evangelical left (OK, I know they only do it out of love, so I won't be too hard on them) as a ruthless intellectually luddite rottweiler whose only purpose in life is to stop people thinking for themselves, reading anything I disagree with, and engaging with any books written after 1683.  Don't you understand?  Fantastical conspiracies are always so much more interesting, and so much easier to dismiss, than the rather prosaic reality.