A Warning to America’s Youth!

Beware those who pretend to be shepherds but are really ravening
wolves.  CRT’s expose of the defective theology of `Rush’ comes not a
moment too soon.  It appears that Pelagianism is being promoted through
rock music even in some allegedly sound places.  And I read in The Globe that “they” now play this band’s music 24-7 over the PA systems in many of the nation’s public schools.

Yet
further evidence of cultural decline and liberal conspiracy among the
coastal elites and the pundits on MSNBC.  In the good old days, we could have
smashed and burned these records as a healthy demonstration to the youth
as to how to deal with things we don’t like.  How on earth do we make
such a helpful gesture with MP3s?  Another reason why information
technology is inherently evil.

My advice: stick with Dylan. A
good, solid five point man. Here’s a quotation from `Positively 4th
Street’ (which, as any Dylan fan will tell you, was actually co-written
with William Perkins):

You say you lost your faith
But that’s not where it’s at
You had no faith to lose
And you know it.