Since the Beautiful People managed to get Rodney Trotter fired last year (if anyone has seen him, let me know -- his mother is very worried), it now falls to me to be the pessimistic prophetic voice of the Average-to-Ugly People.  I just came across this article: a salutary sartorial warning to all hipster Calvinists and urban church planters regarding their uniform uniforms; and also further proof that the New Young Calvinism inevitably favours baptist polity through its weakening of families (or at least the production thereof).

Unless chinos regain their place at the cultural table, I predict a catastrophic shortage of urban Calvinists within thirty years.