Speaking of Christian Cheese

Not a parody:

When
was the last time your class saw how “HOT” God’s Word is? Open this
authentic looking “bible” and begin to share the scripture for the day
as real flames are seen coming from your “bible”. This full size book
comes with a battery operated ignition system. All you supply are the
batteries, lighter fluid and composure as your class gets excited.
(special note: Fed-Ex shipping is available if you absolutely have to
have the Fire Bible for this Sunday!) Only $44.95!

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Justin Taylor
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