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Are England out?

Trapped in the basement, I have no access to news.  I assume Delboy’s bragging means England are out of the World Cup.  Still, I’m a grammar school boy so the emotional trauma is limited– rugby’s the only true ball game…

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The Boss

Carl Been thinking of you, mate! Those poor English dipsticks. Couldn’t put a ball in the back of the net to save their lives. Even gangly Rodders could’ve manged it! Still, we need to make sure the French don’t steal…

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Time is running out

Help, is there anybody out there???  Please, please come to rescue me. I’ve now been held by Tony `the Gent’ and his boys for three weeks in some underground location. Will somebody please try to find me and rescue me?  I can’t…

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