Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks!

Looks like Scott Oliphint, holder of the newly endowed Jackie Chan Chair of Apologetics at Westminster Theological Seminary, has sold out and gone over to Twitter; but those looking for the expected Oliphint tweet fare of the " Told @chuck_norris that if he comes round here again presupposing he can just borrow my lawnmower he'll leave in an ambulance" and "Lost on points to @jean-claude_van_damme in the last round of ultimate fight competition.  EPIC FAIL!' will find themselves sadly disappointed.