The Conversion of Del-Boy -- a Clarification

Gareth Baudrillard-Jones
In a recent post, taxi driver Keith Moon was quoted as saying that entertainer and post-Wittgensteinian linguistic philosopher, Charo, claimed in the back of his cab that Del-Boy was converted at a Stryper concert.  It has since emerged that this has been inaccurately reported elsewhere as Del-Boy having been converted at a stripper concert.  Investigations have revealed that this inaccurate report was, in fact, put around by Dr Thomas himself in order to avoid the deep shame and disgrace which his presence at a Christian Hair Rock event might cause to his close family and friends.