Accepting Del's challenge

Having just read Del's latest attack on pop cuture (this time re. clothing) I accept his challenge -- you CAN only be holy and reverent if you wear a black suit, white shirt etc.  Anything else is anathema (see St. Paul's Letter to the Armanians 2:7 -- though admittedly this verse is not present in the earliest MS).  Now, I want to see a picture of you in that beach shirt, daddy-oh!