Baptism: the problem solved after 2000 years.

You heard it here first: a group of baptist leaders gathered at Southern Baptist Seminary have assessed all the evidence and decided that -- wait for it -- believer's baptism is the only biblical approach.  See the shock headline at, of all places, the Southern Baptist webpage, http://www.towersonline.net/story.php?grp=news&id=425.  Yes, after months of careful and dispassionate research, a jury of previously convinced baptists have concluded that they have been right all along and thus brought in this shock result.  The baptists world is said to be in turmoil tonight.  A spokesman for Mark Dever has declared that Dr D was `Shocked and stunned at this surprise turn of events' and that we could be looking at `a major paradigm shift in baptist thinking over the coming weeks and months.'
Other surprising, paradigm-busting headlines on the net today:
`Pope is Catholic: so Concludes Papal Commision': Vatican Daily News
`Park Ranger Research Panel Concludes: Bears Don't Use Public Lavatories'  State Park Inquirer