Warnie acceptance

Rodney Trotter
Well, I'm truly humbled and now find myself, as the obviously more talented and better looking half of the duo, in the dilemma described by Lawrence of Arabia in Seven Pillars of Wisdom: `There was a craving to be famous; and a horror of being known to like being known.'

I must thank all those people who made this great day possible: my mum, Ron (my manager), Richard Gere (thanks, Rich, couldn't have done it without you, mate!) and those other countless little people -- Del, Lig, the Gnome, Nate Dog -- who have always been there for me during the tough times -- I won't forget you now that I've moved on the play in the big league, boys.