I am told that customers at WTS Bookstore are now requesting pictures of certain Westminster Faculty, pictures which are designed to help bring out their inner beauty and winsome personalities, to accompany orders.   Here is one example of the quality work these men at the bookstore can do.  Not quite Lucas Cranach the Elder but, knowing the faculty member concerned, I can vouch for the fact that, like Lucas with Katie, the beauty of the sitter has been grossly underrepresented.

My lawyers are taking a significant interest in the matter.