Special Bonus Edition: Desperate Theologizer

What can I say, Bishop Rickey Moore has given us a bonus. We’ve been getting some worthy submissions from Mortification of Spin listeners for the next winner of the Bully Pulpit Desperate Theologizer prize---some real contenders. But this one---this one---is time sensitive. And it’s a doozy. 

 

Thanks to "Calvinist Coulson" for bringing this Desperate Theologizer to our attention. You know what they say, “The best laid plans…” Bishop Rickey Moore’s plans even came from a vision that he claims he is simply obeying in faith. He was to give a 3-D resurrection teaching to the passersby of his church at Sunrise Baptist Church in Shreveport, La. The original plan was for Bishop Moore to lay in a coffin for three days. But, alas, there has been a change to the plan and he is supposedly now camping out under a tent for three days before his big resurrection display on Easter morning.

 

Bishop Moore wants us to all know that he is not Jesus, nor close to perfect. I’m sure his demonstration is as powerful as the real thing…

And at least with the latest update, we don't have to ask as many questions about what happens when he needs to use the restroom.