Tis the season for retractions and apologies

In the light of recent events I would like to retract all my insults of Carl Trueman, he has a full head of hair, he's definitely over 5ft ,he looks good in his spandex running gear, the videos he's done where he's dressed as an old grandfather are really cool, he didn't just go to America for the money. I apologise for all hurt concerned and any of Carl's varied ministries and bank accounts that might have been effected. The photograph that showed Carl as bald was purely for internal use and therefore should not have been seen outside of WTS.

 

I will be making no further comment on this and will try to remove all traces of taking Carl less seriously than he deserves from the internet.

A further statement affirming rap will be made by Ref21 officials in the coming days.