Jesu, Lover of my soul --- patch???

I see from the endorsements on Michael Haykin's new book on Christian lovers that a whole bunch of hardline macho fundamentalists have suddenly put down their .45s and machetes and got in touch with their feminine sides at last.  What next?  Russell Moore setting up a home for puppies with injured paws?  David Dockery auditioning for the part of Mr D'Arcy in Pride and Prejudice?  You can read about it here.  And Michael, brother, I know you've got this `Bunyan' thing going on, but you need to do something about that soul patch.......