Episcopal Church Hits New Low

Rodney Trotter
I hear a rumour that disgraced former New Jersey Governor, Jim McGreevey, who left office in a gay scandal, is pursuing ordination in the episcopal church.  As if ordaining practising homosexuals wasn't bad enough, ECUSA now stoops to the new low of ordaining someone with the moral qualities which make them electable as New Jersey's governor. Rodder's astrologer (as recommended by Philip Melanchthon)  predicts another of those non-splitting splits within the communion that allows everything to change while remaining always and ever the same.