Elliott's First Attempt at the Blog: The Lusitania's Story

It was my maiden voyage at blogging. Initially, I thought that a blog had something to do with how Dutch people dance. Being corrected of this misconception, I attempted to post a blog two weeks ago; however, I encountered a moment in sanctification because of a software glitch in the logon protocol. (The Catholics are right. There is definitely a purgatory. It is called Microsoft.) I finally made it through the toils and trials of the software glitches with much help, only to accidentally delete my first blog. Let’s blame that one on e-depravity, not Bill Gates’ but mine, although I do believe that he is the eschatological antiprogrammer who has gone into antitrust perdition. Nevertheless, I am happy to be here to share a recent experience.