Canterbury Tales

Del Boy
Rodders, nice one but you can't fool me! That ole April Fool thing -- had it sussed before I discovered it cost $999. Knew strait'way that you's were kiddin. Something that sharp would be worth at least a couple o' grand!

Seems to me what we really need is a piece of ole softwear that gives us proper prayers, so that them there ministers who can't pray anymore can 'ave a resource they can use in morning worship -- prayers for when we're feelin blue, and when folks spite us, and 'specially when we need fixin. We could call it Mountain of Vision. Do you we're on to something here?