Breaking News: Further death threats against CRT

Rodney Trotter
Word is coming in that CRT, who has only recently come out of hiding, having been sentenced to death by someone describing herself simply as `Mother Bear' and claiming to represent the group `Homeschool Jihad,' is now apparently on the run again, this time from irate Church of Scotland evangelicals who are offended by his claims that some of them lack a certain ecclesiastical spine.  A spokesman for the group, clad only in a kilt and balaclava, addressed a press conference in George Street and declared that the C of S evangelicals are `a tad vexed' and `extremely moderately irritated' by Trueman's comments, and intend to `hunt him down, wherever he may be, and give him a stiff talking to, providing that's OK with everyone else and nobody gets hurt or offended or inconvenienced or anything.' 

CRT has once again entered ACE's blogger protection program.