Laptop spotted on the Mile End Road

Since having my laptop stolen, ole Del Boy can't log in any more -- he's lost his password, but after that Trueman geezer's posting yesterday, showing as much sympathy as a beached whale, I heard Del and the boys were coming to get him. He said he'd come right away but he's flogging some laptops that fell off the back of a lorry" down the Mile End. Del, if one of them's mine, I want it back!

"Allemange dix points" as Del might say.